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Another word for a moustache. If reffered to as having a badger the person shouldn't be proud of it. People with badgers are usually teenage boys starting puberty, with that disgusting upper lip hair- which although they may be proud of- girls find it gross.
girl 1: yuck that guy has a badger
girl 2: gross, he has more hair on his upper lip than on his head, and it aint pretty.
Badger: Like my stache?
girls: bleughhhh
Badger by eeeeeewwwww May 22, 2011
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Dirty Badger 

To be a dirty fuker,

1. to perform the sex

2.not washing

3. have really elicit fantacies
dave: i took her back to mine last night for a bit of you know what
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger

man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off
Dirty Badger by KevinMul February 9, 2010

bangers and mash 

turds and white bogroll left "as a surprise" in a public toilet.
I couldn't take a shit on the coach - the flusher was broken and it was filled with bangers and mash

uckers badders 

yooo fam Shanice gives uckers badders!
uckers badders by Lethal Pock August 17, 2016

badgerbanger 

A person who has sex with badgers. Probably because hunting foxes has been banned. Such person must have a hardy penis in order to deal with bonerbiting by the badger.

Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.
It is often wrongly stated that the Welsh are also badgerbangers. In fact, as we all know, they go for the rather safer course of being sheepshaggers.
badgerbanger by Andy June 12, 2008

Beer Badger 

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.
I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!
Beer Badger by DouG August 6, 2003
In The Rain City We Keep Them Bangers
Bangers by dt 206 June 27, 2008