Alaskan Blood Eagle

You start by slicing down the spine then splitting the rib cage of the other person from behind, then pulling their lungs outside of their body.

While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.

"Aw man, Shawn just got an Alaskan Blood Eagle down that hill!"
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."

by Pintobeanboi January 12, 2022

Alaskan CumNugget

After cumming shape it into a chicken nugget and deep fry it. Than after completed force feed it to you’re significant other. Then tell them you have AIDS.

Bro 1: What did you do this weekend?

Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.

Bro 1: Nice bro.

by My gf dick February 3, 2022

Alaskan Hailstorm

When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears

Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"

John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"

by Fwcamz March 1, 2022

Alaskan head lock

When a naked female sits on the shoulders of a naked male and chokes him with her thighs as he jerks off, eventually causing him to pass out as he cums.

My buddy Ted almost died when his wife gave him the old Alaskan head lock the other night.

by DJslut123 June 22, 2023

Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.

Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout

Spit on her back right before you cum, and when she turns around, cum in her face. You then punch her in the nose so that the semen and blood mix, and follow that up by jamming a shit filled condom into her pussy.

Jackson: “I just gave my girlfriend the good ol’ Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout last night”
Isaac: “Damn bro good shit”

by silentiger June 29, 2019

Fairbanks Alaska

Fairbanks Alaska is the coldest city in the United States. During January it can reach as low as -50F and is also very dark. The town is known to have the best northern lights viewing in Alaska and is also known as the gateway to the arctic since it’s just a short drive away!

Person 1: Hey I’m moving to Fairbanks Alaska!

Person 2: The coldest city in the United States?
Person 1: Yup!

Person 2: Good Luck!

by TheBesy878 September 17, 2020