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Author

An author isn't just a person who writes books, poems, stories, etc. An author is a god, a creator, someone who is not to be tampered with because they need to exercise their minds at all times. They are regular people who struggle through life every day and delve deep into their creations to escape from life. Knowing they can create an entirely different world, or control these people who do not exist make them feel stronger, better about themselves.

A person who will go crazy if they can't figure out what to write next. Writer's block is like a hundred-foot tall wall that extends forever on either side that no one can scale; it won't go down until the writer is in the right mindset, or has some type of inspiration.
And author is strong because they have no choice but to be - for the publicity, the criticism likely to come, the obstacles they have to face along the writing process, etc.
They are, most likely, the heroes that have kept us all happy because they write books to keep us entertained.
She's written an amazing book! What a great author.
by mindeh September 23, 2012
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King Arthur

King Arthuring someone is to stab someone in the face with a penis useing the penis as excalaber.Usally a prank or insult
Timmy: Alex is a HO-MO Alex:Hey Timmy I wouldnt go to sleep tonight because im gunna KING ARTHUR you so good!Timmy:Dude not cool!
by Jlynnb*tch July 24, 2009
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Arthur

One with SMS (Short Man Syndrome), when mixed with alcohol an Arthur has the tendancy to become violent. Arthurs tend to act tougher than they are to appear to an audience as ferocious. Arthur's are typically lazy but loud mouthed. They talk with their hands a lot and say stupid things.
Guy 1: Did you see James at the party last night, he was acting like an ass because he was drunk but he was saying some pretty stupid things.

Guy 2: Oh so it sounds like he was being a total Arthur then.

Guy 1: Yeah pretty much.
by HaroldtripleSEKS February 12, 2008
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Arthur

Slang for arthritis, especially the rheumatoid kind that gnarls your joints all up.
Lamont: Did you move that furniture like I asked you?

Fred Sanford: No son, I couldn't do it because of "Arthur" (then holds up a "cramped" hand), you know, my arthritis!
by mt3vsl June 20, 2009
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noted poker authority

A nickname for a successful poker player who has become "noted" by publishing a book.
Boom! He's a Noted Poker Authority. Just like that. He wins a tourney and writes a book. If only I were so lucky.
by Elaine Vigneault May 18, 2006
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bea arthurs

Noun (Bee-Arth-uhrs): 1) Slang terminology for the act of smoking marijuana out of a bong or water pipe 2) Bong Rips 3) the actress the played maude on Golden Girls (television series)
Randy was super stoned because he took one too many bea arthurs.
Say Jon, how about we throw down on a dub on hit up some bea arthurs?
by CatYoureSeekin January 13, 2008
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arthur goodland

Ever wondered what the letters in FAG stand for?

F is for Facist
A is for Arthur
G is for Goodland
...called me a fag. Oh wait, I am a fag! ~arthur goodland
by arthur's raped mom December 16, 2004
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