Ice Auger

VERB: A technique for manual copulation. While sitting relaxed and upright, you place one hand at the base of your penis, the other at the top. When ready, crank both hands in a clockwise direction. Continue this motion until you "see water".

JIMMY: Hey Bobby! How was your weekend?
BOBBY: Not bad. I spent a few hours with the ice auger.
JIMMY: Sounds painful.
BOBBY: Sure was!

by professorglo June 17, 2012

August 2

Leo zodiac that can’t absorb why their birthday isn’t a national holiday. Must involve a “man” , “cake” , “Baloon” & acceptable weather

Iman is born on August 2 she is a definite leo

by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019

2 August

Weirdest funniest person your will ever meet

What is there birthday 🎂 2 August

That explains it

by Your ma 🤦‍♀️😂❤️ December 6, 2019

august 24

This birthday is for the people destined to meet Tom Holland. They are super talented and cute and yes i made this because i need some self confidence

Person 1: Hey! When’s your birthday?
Person 2: August 24th why?
Person 1: OMG you’re gonna meet Tom Holland. And you’re super cute.

Person 2: Aww thanks

by amazing sushi November 4, 2019

August 6

Only the baddest bitches were born on August 6. If u mess wit em.. good luck son

If y born in august 6 u automatically a bad bitch.

You don’t fight, you press charges.

by BADDD BLEEP November 17, 2020

Augustus

Quite possibly the most badass dude in history. He succeeded Julius Cesar and became the emperor of the Roman Empire for 40 years.

"I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble. That is one of Augustus' most famous quotes."

by Toastly January 29, 2012

August 12th, 2036

THE FOG IS COMING

2006 HONDA CIVIC

August 12th, 2036 is when the fog is coming.
2006 HONDA CIVIC

by LOUDWARD June 6, 2023