Attacked By Life

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.

Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life

by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011

Khak Attack

When you are overstaffed at a workplace that requires a uniform involving khaki pants, thus overwhelmed by the light-tan color.

I approached the front desk and was immediately engulfed by a full-fledged khak attack.

by Miss Nicks June 17, 2018

flash attack

A traumatic reaction when initially receiving a dick pic!

Penny:
I was blinded, dazed and lost my balance. I had to sit down with a cold compress to recover from my flash attack.

Karen:
After recovering from my flash attack I proceeded to show all my home girls and they experienced the same trauma.

by P&K1234 November 11, 2015

Toaster Attack

When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does

Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?

by Toaster11Two June 27, 2023

awk attack

When you are bombarded with awkness.

When everything around you in a situation is awkward.

Everything about that situation was awkward, i had an awk attack in there.

by awk hawk attack September 9, 2009

Unwrap Attack

An act of extreme excitement the moment after unwrapping a gift.

What's your favorite childhood memory?

The unwrap attack I had after unwrapping a box of legos on 8th birthday

by bxrad78 November 26, 2010

Zac Attack

To knowingly trick or deceive somebody through misleading statements or falsehoods about future intentions in order to get something for nothing, always at the expense of the deceived.

“I just spent $70 at the bar. Jim told me that he was buying half the rounds, but he didn’t even have a tab with the bar tender. I ended-up paying the whole bill myself. I just got Zac Attacked!"

“Jim said he would give my wife a ride home to make sure that she didn’t do anything bad with another man at the bar… but he ended-up taking her home, getting her drunker and putting it in her butt. I just got Zac Attacked!"

by AnonymousDC January 22, 2007