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You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.
(In the classroom)

Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
by RackyRacer September 1, 2016
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A man named Entei on Twitter that trades accounts for a mobile game, get's good stuff on it and doesn't give it back and makes up retarded excuses
Entei is such an asshole and won't give me my account back
by Super Kami Blitz December 3, 2016
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The kid I used to sit next to in class 😂
"His name was jack and I swear he really was an asshole like lietterly I felt like stabbing the prick in the face all the time "
by F friending November 27, 2015
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1. A slang term for rectum
2. A dickbag
Man, that asshole in prison just loved to rape me in the asshole
by LOLCAT254 January 27, 2016
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Teacher/Boss: Do your work!
You:Fuck off asshole
by XxMLGxXDOGExX March 25, 2016
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An ignorant person. (Most likely a guy.) He/she will blow you off and/or ignore you.
"Jerry is such an asshole, he doesn't even text back anymore!"
by ohnobaby April 7, 2016
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