Jason aherne

Some gay ass white dude trying to be a black. He has a very small willy and no friends

Jason Aherne is gayer than thomas jones

by ClappedJap May 31, 2018

Saiful Ashren

A 20th sword, a fighter but a day dreamer and a night thinker. A person who sees solutions every problems. Always has that look about him, that look of otherness, of eyes of visionary that see things much too far, of thoughts that wander off the edge of the world. He is a storm with mix of sunny days. A good protector, a fighter and an advisor. Get Saiful Ashren if you need one of those only during his sunny days.

We must have a Saiful Ashren-ised breakthrough invention!

by GreenBlue March 1, 2019

lennox asher

the mosf roman attic man to ever exist with love stronger than morning coffee on a sunday. has light chestnut hair with a hint of pee smell <3 and is absolutely funky and fresh. has a love for his good girl big bird and that one bitch named morabolla godpee. is not himself without his lovely friends + all his gay lovers 🥰 probably can be found in the back of a van listening to the 1975 or watching unsolved crime documentaries or reminiscing the vintage eras

girl #q: is lennox asher modeling evan peters again?!

girl #2: ya it’s like his true form or something!

by bellaloveslennox March 3, 2019

Brady Asher

Overall mad lad. White but likes basketball. Best group documentary for NHD. 15 and shining. Chad.

Hey, have you seen Brady Asher?

No, why?

He just tried to play basketball, and missed a line shot.

LMAO

LMAO

by LilAssX September 24, 2019

Daniel Asherov Syndrome

Dan-yell Ass-her-ov Sin-drum
Noun, German and Russian decent

1.) Daniel Asherov Syndrome is a disease where an impotent, cuckold male praises a fake alpha male during the mating ritual. During this satanic process, the “alpha” will lie on top of the beta male’s mate for a total of 25 grueling minutes. Although the event is very lackluster, those with Daniel Asherov Syndrome will claim that the event is the greatest act they have ever witnessed, and it will undeniably result in biracial childbirth.

Conor: Yo, dawg. Why does Daniel Asherov’s baby look like Daniel Cormier?

Cody: He’s got Daniel Asherov Syndrome.

by JungleBookFan January 31, 2021

Squire Asher

Gay, Homosexual, Fruity, Queer, Priest Plaything, Cock Gobbler, Likes Men, Limp Wrist, he likes older men, he also likes younger men, Probably a cougar

Squire Asher is not just a cum dumpster he is a whole Jizz landfill

by Josietrain April 29, 2022

Flirty Ahern

Irish nightlife terminology that is used to describe the flirtatiousness of your drinking buddy or yourself. To be a 'flirty ahern' on a night out is to be 1. the singleton who had the most success in a group 2. significantly more flirtatious than your usual good self.

In any case, being a 'flirty ahern' is usually a good thing. It means you're striving to be the head honcho in the game of flirtatiousness.

Do you consider yourself to be a flirty ahern?

Scenario 1:

Friend to Flirty Ahern- "Flirty ahern came out last night did he? How'd you end up fairing with that one from the smoking area?"

Scenario 2:

Flirty Ahern to the gang at pre-drinks- "Gonna do a bit of a flirty aherne tonight"

by Bilbo Naggins September 25, 2022