A classmate or friend who is super annoying. They might interrupt you a lot or think that they are better and smarter than everyone else. They also might just say things that are simply incorrect such as, did you know that dirt is radioactive and that is why we die, if we lived in space we would live forever. In short, Adleys are stuck-up and annoying
by AnnoyingOrange10321 November 27, 2019
Get the Adley mug.This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
by frush September 19, 2009
Get the Back-Alley Uppercunt mug.Brian: Hey dude do you want to go to the bowling alley?
Chad: Do you mean 'Hey dude do you want to get some involuntary athletes foot'?
Brian: Sooo?
Chad: No.
Chad: Do you mean 'Hey dude do you want to get some involuntary athletes foot'?
Brian: Sooo?
Chad: No.
by NoOneActuallyLikesToBowl February 24, 2011
Get the bowling alley mug.Someone who comes in to work late every day, and asks for a raise, and then leaves the company for not getting one to go work for a guy named Al. Someone who lies to themself about how good of a driver they are. More specifically someone who thinks that if they did not total their vehicle then they did not officially have an accident. Also someone who never listens to anything anyone says.
Generally charectorized by answering a questions with a 5 minute disertation about something that has little or no bearing on the original question that was posed to them.
Generally charectorized by answering a questions with a 5 minute disertation about something that has little or no bearing on the original question that was posed to them.
by Garrett Bauer May 15, 2006
Get the ableyev mug.A man(or woman) who waits in a dark alley for a defenseless person to appear, and violently grabs them, and cuts them up(preferrably eats them)
defenseless lady: bye carl!
Carl: Jennete! Watch out for that alleygator!
Jannete: Where! Cops! Cops!
Carl: Jennete! Watch out for that alleygator!
Jannete: Where! Cops! Cops!
by _Snittles January 13, 2011
Get the Alleygator mug.Is the most caring and loving guy ever born. So incredibly handsome, once you took a glance of him you can't close your eyes. He will be there..!!
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by Bella Sweet Heart June 6, 2013
Get the Akeyl mug.An 'Alley-Man' is someone who possesses 'neanderthal' like features. The 'Alley-Man' will spend most of his day farting, masturbating and communicating through inaudible grunts.
by Balaclava Jim January 26, 2015
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