Reverse financial advisor

A financial advisor who charges outlandish rates for his/her day to day services.

Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.

That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!

by Wulfblood January 11, 2011

Improvised explosive advice

Advice designed to get you to do something stupid.

She told me to just go in there and DEMAND a raise. Now that I've gotten fired and she's been promoted, I think maybe that piece of advice was really improvised explosive advice.

by lovelyspam September 8, 2011

personal nintendo advisor

An experienced NES gamer, preferably concieved in the 80s, which shall provide consulting for others that aspire to rock the frustrating 8-bit games of lore

Cable's out. Internet's out. The ! $#@ we do? NINTENDO. Consult our personal nintendo advisor!

by ryamil August 1, 2013

Million Dollar Advice

A great advice given by someone, which is taken as really helpful. If it's a "million dollar advice", it will be told to next person, and next etc.

someone 1: yo, man we got maths exam tomorrow, that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow
someone 2: yeah fuck it bro, we gonna write it next time.
someone 1: nibber, that's a million dollar advice , gonna tell my buddies!

by theyo-coach March 24, 2019

Don’t-let-go advice

Advice that someone gives you in a time of need, but is completely useless because it’s so obvious.

Dude1: « do you know where the tv remote went ? »
Dude 2: « did you look in between the cushions ? »
Dude1: (sarcasticly)Thanks, dude! That’s some real don’t-let-go advice right there ! »

by Shittles the teddy bear August 23, 2019

BHA (Based on health advice)

During the covid epidemic in Australia politicians made many decisions "Based on Health Advice". At the start these were legitimate however over time they were politicised and used to further politicians agendas. Particularly in the Hermit Kingdom of Westralia where this was recognised amongst the doona dwellers and the term BHA quickly became a satirical phrase to excuse bad behaviour.

"BHA (Based on Health Advice) it's your shout".

"I told my missus, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on top tonight"
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on dunny duty again"
"Sorry dude, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're not invited"

by ATM4 January 31, 2022

Valley Ridge Advisors

Small buck hunter who sends too many emails

Valley ridge advisors kept contacting me

by Microman1 May 25, 2022