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Absolute Mucus

The weird temperature at which your mucus freezes in your nose and feels weird.
Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.

Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.
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Absolute ballshit

An act of unfairness and unpredictability
That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose
by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019
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Absolute convict

A way of mildly offending someone without crossing any homophobic, racist, or inappropriate boundaries, usually meant light heartedly, but sometimes with harsh intent.

Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.
Oh has you seen that fucking nigga, he’s an absolute convict, robbing bikes n shit.
by Ryisanonce February 3, 2019
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absolute fuckin unit

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead
she is an absolute fuckin unit
by absolutefuckinunit March 9, 2019
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absolute gamer

bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer
by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019
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