absolute wah

The funny waluigi and wario phrase. except absolute wah means very based

WAA AWA AWA WAA WA AWA WANYA
(waddle dee reference)

person: look!!! see that goomba
person 2: yesh. what about it??? (yesh intentional)
person: it is an absolute wah

by sh1dandp1zz May 12, 2022

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absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022

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Absolut3 • absolute unit • Absolute • absolutely • absolutely not • absolutely perfect • Absolute perfection • Absolute zero • absolution • Absolute Chad

Moral absolutists don't tend to think of the good consequences that could come out of doing a particular thing because society has taught them that a particular thing is just wrong no matter what. They don't even want to try and make the consequences good. I'll give you a real life example. I know someone who finished a relationship because his girlfriend asked him to buy her cigarettes. While it may take a toll on her health, it is her choice to smoke at the end of the day and if he just bought her the fags, then they still would've been happy together. The good consequence coming out of that is making her happy and that's the most important thing.

by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022

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Absolute Bombo

An extremely unpleasant situation that calls for an immediate resolution

The test we wrote yesterday was absolute bombo or it was A.B

by Awisi Pussy June 13, 2022

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absolutelyn't

n't - not, absolutelyn't - absolutely not

"Can you come do these dishes and walk the dog?"
"Absolutelyn't"

by Ball Seeker > June 21, 2022

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absolute distress

Stomach issues. Usually diarrhea and/or vomiting

Person 1: hey you coming out tonight?
Person 2: no, I'm in absolute distress
Person 1: ah, that sucks. Feel better fam.

by YoyoMaFam July 26, 2022

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Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.

"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."

by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022

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