Congratulations. You have reached unholy levels of boredom. You have nothing left to do in life or your supposed to be writing an essay on goddamn sand in school.
You: I have no life
Me: I know
You: I just typed |?"}>:{+<LP_MKO)NJI(BHU*VGY&CFT^XDR%ZSE$AW#Q@!~ on my computer.
Me: I wrote an Urban Dictionary about that and am now writing and imaginary conversation.
You: -_-
Me: I know
You: I just typed |?"}>:{+<LP_MKO)NJI(BHU*VGY&CFT^XDR%ZSE$AW#Q@!~ on my computer.
Me: I wrote an Urban Dictionary about that and am now writing and imaginary conversation.
You: -_-
by Unholy levels of boredom February 29, 2020
Congrats, you found another pinnacle of boredom. You could be getting your homework done but somehow you got here.
Me: Yo I just typed `1qaz2wssx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\|?"}>:{+<LP_MKO)NJI(BHU*VGY&CFT^XDR%ZSE$AW#Q@!~
David: Bro just get back to work.
David: Bro just get back to work.
by boredomismypassion March 01, 2023
My friend and I had an Eiffel Tower with a big ugly pig of a woman. It was awful. It was an Awful Tower.
by pitbullvassar November 18, 2023
Work that is so incredibly well done that when people observe the results their jaws drop as their eyes take in the perfection of the work.
I knew right away that James was the mechanic who fixed my car because he had done such an awed job that it felt like I was driving a brand new car. It was perfect.
by You rReal Name May 16, 2023
by jetafavz June 12, 2022
The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites
"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"
by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016
Dude 1: "Man i usually love spaghetti, but i unintentionally was eating it awful."
Dude 2: " Damn man, same thing happened to me with doritos, shit aint good anymore.
Dude 2: " Damn man, same thing happened to me with doritos, shit aint good anymore.
by SUCCO69 July 09, 2020