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Get the dirty ashton mug.A very short friend who is often mistaken for a Mexican midget. They often are very concerned with their hair and will tend to use many products (hair spray, gel, etc). He is known to lie about the girls/guys they get with and hype them up. You can always count on them to not want to drive and leave complain about the mess when typically they make it. Always smoking week or drinking too much and becoming anyone. Overall you don't want to be friends with a Ashton
Also pretty sure they're all gay.
Also pretty sure they're all gay.
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Get the Ashton mug.Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
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