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Sloppy Almond

A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.

The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.

You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."
That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.
by Mc Lovin' November 1, 2007
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Almond Joy

A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"
His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!
by Joni Simpson November 12, 2003
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almondy

The state of being being bitter, yet sweet. Usually applied to angry black homosexual males. The word is taken from the DMV episode of Martin.
Why is Twan acting so almondy? I guess his boyfriend left him.
by Michelle Javier February 26, 2008
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Among Sus

When you're playing the popular multiplayer game ''Among Us'' and everyone who is in your vicinity is acting suspicious to varying degrees, possibly including yourself.
Man, really feels like im playing Among Sus over here...
by Suchafukinghoe February 15, 2021
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Armoni

Armoni a guy who is amazing and always a good friend. He is a jerk sometimes, but never in a bad way. This guy is the greatest.
Person 1: I wonder if I should go over and talk to Armoni.

Person 2: You better, before someone else snatches him.
by Moni'sBaby February 7, 2012
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King Among Men

A true "King Among Men" is defined as being absolutely awesome in everything done.

eg: JohnO
Random Bystander: Wow that JohnO is a real King Among Men, look at him drinking that Monster, I aspire to be just like him.
by therealjohno December 2, 2004
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DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS

you’re probably 7 years old if you say this or using it to be un-funny
Person: Tell me a joke
Child:Knock knock
Person: who’s there
Child: DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS
Person: i ain’t saying that you stereotypical fnf kid
by soup_rat November 13, 2021
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