The stupidist, most annoying class you'll ever take. The teacher makes you read a whole chapter and take notes on that chapter on the weekend. The reading quizzes are impossible because all of the questions come down to 50-50 and which ever one you put down will be wrong.
by Duke fan 4 life November 03, 2011
1) That thing that seems so far away when you sign up for it the year before, which suddenly hits you in the face like discovering your significant other is pregnant because you haven't been wearing condoms: it seems like a good choice then, but now you aren't so sure. Contains equal parts excruciatingly esoteric Multiple Choice, disturbingly fucked-up Free Response Questions, and the tears of thousands of raped teens. Ranges from AP U.S. History, to AP English, to AP Psychology of a Teenage Serial Killer. It makes me wish I could just drop the class, but then I would have wasted a year of torture and abuse in order to move on through a maze ruled by society's expectations and the demands of my parents that I support them when they retire.
2) The bane of my existence.
2) The bane of my existence.
1) The unholy trinity of AP Physics, AP Music Theory, and AP English.
2) AP Stats. Also, my girlfriend.
2) AP Stats. Also, my girlfriend.
by T. Rohlin May 07, 2011
by Ublekuuh July 05, 2006
by LocoSmoko April 12, 2011
The most ridiculous math class you'll ever take in high school in which the lowest grades you'll ever make you're happy to receive. Side effects include: lack of sleep, absence of a life, and/or loss of a soul.
"Dude, I have my AP Calculus final tomorrow; FML..."
"I got a 56!"
"Way to go!" (insert high five here)
"I got a 56!"
"Way to go!" (insert high five here)
by Instead of Studying for Calc. December 16, 2009
When I wake up on Sunday afternoon all burnt out it's kind of fun to watch the Cowboys' Trained Ape bob the ball around
by Pkuhnert October 19, 2007
A black man that has the body of a savage black jungle ape - strong and muscular head to toe, large black nipples, wide nose, dark black eyes with giant black gorilla feet and long, thick, black toes that he uses as fingers to control his prey. He is typically seen completely naked, fully aroused sexually, and with an angry look on his face.
The Black Ape's natural instinct is to hunt and capture white women, then hold them as his prisoners until he is ready to breed them. As nature requires, the Black Ape has a very big black dick and has large, full, and heavy black balls. It only takes one time to successfully impregnate the white woman with his potent seed. Because white women are not accustomed to his grotesquely long, fat, and veiny black dick, they rarely survive the breeding and the Black Ape must continue to hunt for the right womb.
The Black Ape's natural instinct is to hunt and capture white women, then hold them as his prisoners until he is ready to breed them. As nature requires, the Black Ape has a very big black dick and has large, full, and heavy black balls. It only takes one time to successfully impregnate the white woman with his potent seed. Because white women are not accustomed to his grotesquely long, fat, and veiny black dick, they rarely survive the breeding and the Black Ape must continue to hunt for the right womb.
Keith was concerned when his wife did not return home that evening. He prayed that she had not been captured by a Black Ape. Sadly, he found out 9 months later that his prayers were unanswered.
by BlackBruteKing November 03, 2020