almoranha

n. Spanglish slang combining the words "almond" and "piranha", used to describe a hemorrhoid.

Go light on the picante, Juan, my almoranhas are feeling like a solar flare.

by Sally Flashman June 28, 2003

almostaben

A gay or Bi guy who has'nt "come out of the closet" about being gay.

look at Bob flirt with bobby, hes a almostaben

by Big noo noo March 23, 2007

Almost Threesome

When you walk in on two people having sex and they think you're there to join in.

The guest bathroom was locked, so I had to use one in the master bedroom, I walked in and found myself in an almost threesome.

by LoLo4 March 16, 2010

almone

Is the girl that is into blue-haired guys!

"hey, do you like blue-haired guys? Oh, you are totally an Almone!"

by MarkDaMonstah December 5, 2013

ALIFOMC

usu. online
Acronym for: Actually laughing in front of my computer.

Used to convey when noises of joy have genuinely been uttered.

Person A: Why are pirates called pirates? Coz they "AAargh!"

Person B: Ahahahaha! ALIFOMC!

by Sean & Jo December 28, 2013

almost a roast

When you mess up your roast

"Dude be peanut butter and jelly."
"You mean jealous"

That was almost a roast

by Bigtasty153 January 21, 2016

almost cared

Almost gave a fuck

Woman Starts talking about her long boring day with her friends.

Man: Oh I almost cared

by Wxo June 22, 2016