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Sloppy Almond

A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.

The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.

You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."
That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.
by Mc Lovin' November 1, 2007
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God Almighty

God Almighty is the creator of every life and things in the whole universe. He is the sovereign in the universe. He loves every person that He gave His only begotten son, Jesus Christ. He is the only one to be praised and to be served.
God Almighty is the king of all kings
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Almond Joy

A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"
His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!
by Joni Simpson November 12, 2003
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almondy

The state of being being bitter, yet sweet. Usually applied to angry black homosexual males. The word is taken from the DMV episode of Martin.
Why is Twan acting so almondy? I guess his boyfriend left him.
by Michelle Javier February 26, 2008
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Almost

A word that doesn't count except in horseshoes, hand grenades, and goverment work. (Also associated with the words, "close," "nearly," and "just about.")
We almost made it.

I almost won the powerball.
by SZBOI September 14, 2010
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Almas

a really really cool guy. He tends to be really cute, and is easy to get along with. He's straight up, flirts when he feels like it, and can get girls if he feels like it; though he won't brag about it. He's the type of person a girl falls in love with, not a crush. He can be hard to please, and if he falls for you, don't take it for granted, because it's rare that this species falls for a person. This person also may have flaws, but time will mend them, and he'll become someones perfection.
he's soooooooooooo lovable, such an Almas!
by cute_buttaflai June 30, 2010
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almanac

greatest book in the world. one with all the facts
"What's an almanac?" Katie Houff
by cornpwn April 10, 2003
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