Definitions by SZBOI

Bonerification 

The act of getting a hard-on that is so strong, it is like a rock.

I was looking at porn and I had a bonerification.

That ass causes bonerification in my pants.

Bonerification by SZBOI April 1, 2011

Almost 

A word that doesn't count except in horseshoes, hand grenades, and goverment work. (Also associated with the words, "close," "nearly," and "just about.")

We almost made it.

I almost won the powerball.

Almost by SZBOI September 14, 2010