Alan

alan. hes alan.

alan: alan.
guy: yeah thats alan

by bigbadoops69420 April 20, 2022

Alan

A gay faggot who sucks at siege and has attachment issues. If you associate with someone else, he will start cutting himself. He only wants you and only you.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.

Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.

I defo do not want be like a alan

by daddy1x April 22, 2023

mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022

alan

A person.

Hey, alan.

by mamelao April 19, 2023

pulled an alan

When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!

omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.

by am4life14 December 24, 2007

Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice inside a caravan if he sees one more urban dictionary shit

Alan got Chlamydia from ur mum

by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021

Alan Kerr

coolest nigga on the block. This mutafuka is 6'9 feet tall and can fuck yo girl in 7 seconds.
he's also called lil bill as he is a fuckin rapper. He can rape eminem in 8 seconds.
he's also friends with Johnny sins and does shot up a whole block in a second.

Alan Kerr is the hottest nigga alive fr fr

by BJ no life November 23, 2021