by Dan in a can October 24, 2019
by An Idiot Controls this account August 12, 2017
When someone bare-ass farts in close proximity to another person's face. The spraying fecal matter from one's flapping ass cheeks should simulate the spraying water from a dog shaking itself dry.
"I forgot to fill the fridge with beer for my husband to come home from work to, so he totally gave me a wet doggy when I fell asleep. I am still finding feces in my hair."
by Barry Beauty June 03, 2014
The act of putting all of your fingers in your mouth then placing your soggy fingers into somebody elses mouth.
by newspoons October 03, 2011
A big fat poon which has just been involved in a long period of sexual activity. The hair on the poon is saturated and sticks to other areas of the poon or inside leg
Wow I fucked that bird so hard last night she had a right smelly wet biff by the time I'd finished with her
by Womb raider April 11, 2016
by Pinkninja October 28, 2018
The act of breast feeding yourself
by Charles_w August 03, 2015