twirling penguins

wasting time

i just spent three hours twirling penguins

by nothingologist1 April 28, 2011

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lesbian penguin

A female penguin who is a lesbian so it fucks other female penguins so it's kinda like a human lesbian

Male penguin:woah look at that penguin she's hot

Friend of male penguin:don't dude that's a lesbian penguin

Male penguin:FUCK

by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019

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fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo

Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.

by Redd2357 November 27, 2019

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Midwestern Penguin

A nickname for a duck

The sign at the park says don't feed the Midwestern penguins.

by JacobLovesErica March 13, 2015

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flying penguin

Similar to ski poling by a girl, but a guy sitting between 2 girls and fingering them backhanded. Hands and arms flailing away like a penguin flapping his wings, trying to fly.

Tom was sitting between these two girls on the couch, looking like a flying penguin, with his hands between their legs hammering away.

by QQQQ55 February 10, 2022

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Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.

"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!

by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018

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