A group act of defiance perpetrated by disgruntled employees, students or other activists that results in urine, rather than cleaning agent, to be unwittingly distributed on the floor of a relatively small, enclosed space; given sufficient time, the now ripened piss causes the air to become unbreathable, the facility itself rendered temporarily toxic.
We're all in this together; EVERYONE, even you ladies, gotta step-up and piss in the mop bucket! Now's our chance to get some payback!
by YAWA August 27, 2017
Stretched-out,saggy,cucumber shaped boobs that nearly touch the floor.Theoretically,these tits could be fitted with tube socks and used to dust the floors.
Granny grosses me out by wearing that old housecoat with her ole dust mop titties hanging down past her belly.
by wolfbait51 April 15, 2011
by Those are the fax March 02, 2009
by diddy March 09, 2004
Licking a girls pussy that is shaved. Similar to munching carpet, however the "carpet" is removed!
Amy & Nisa ROCK!!!
Amy & Nisa ROCK!!!
Guy: Hey baby can I munch your carpet?
Girl: I don't have any carpet (wink wink), but you can MOP MY TILE
Girl: I don't have any carpet (wink wink), but you can MOP MY TILE
by Nisa & Amy January 31, 2008
A chocolate mop is when you have diarrhoea and you are about to shit and right before you burst, your partner penetrates your tight arse (with a dick or dildo) and as they’re thrusting you just let it loose.
Bill - Hey, did you guys chocolate mop last night?
Jason - Yeah man! You should have seen that shit, went all over the place. Had to call clean up on isle 9
Jason - Yeah man! You should have seen that shit, went all over the place. Had to call clean up on isle 9
by Pussylicker96 August 02, 2020
Here's the official story of the Michigan Mop Job. Originally the line was "Plus I'll swallow because I don't have anything to lose." But Standards & Practices wouldn't approve it to air. In fact, they wouldn't allow ANY known euphemism for a sex act involving semen eating .
So I had to come up with a fake sex act that didn't mean anything. And that was actually tougher than you'd think. It seemed every word actually meant something: seattle sock job, blowfishing, cottage cheesing, california car wash... it was all taken. Finally I went with Chuck's moustache for the inspiration of a "mop job" and added Michigan to make it sound nastier, and it didn't show up in Google, so it was safe.
In short it's not actual act, but if it were, it would probably involve a moustache and eating ejaculate.
Source(s):
http://community.happiestgaycouple.com/0...
So I had to come up with a fake sex act that didn't mean anything. And that was actually tougher than you'd think. It seemed every word actually meant something: seattle sock job, blowfishing, cottage cheesing, california car wash... it was all taken. Finally I went with Chuck's moustache for the inspiration of a "mop job" and added Michigan to make it sound nastier, and it didn't show up in Google, so it was safe.
In short it's not actual act, but if it were, it would probably involve a moustache and eating ejaculate.
Source(s):
http://community.happiestgaycouple.com/0...
by IndyQueer February 27, 2009