Melon

Someone who is acting silly, dumb, or foolish

“You melon”

by Klopfdyl000 May 31, 2018

Melon Usk

Used to describe a genius Melon that shoots cars into space.

Hey, there´s a Melon Usk hiding in your house! Keep an eye on your car!

by Joschkaskaden May 1, 2018

Yubari King Melon

A melon. That's about it. Except it's 23,500 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PAIR. Cause why the fuck not?

We have too much money, lets buy some Yubari King Melons!

by AwesomeScienceFacts December 20, 2017

Cum Melon

When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.

"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."

by Dr. Cum Melon January 9, 2020

Melon

When someone screams like a tard.

Bro stop screaming like that you complete melon

by Awesome Tard February 9, 2020

Melon

The best fruit too eat. Of the pyramid of superiority of fruits the melon is at the top and the inferior tomato at the bottom

Smart people: the melon is above all!

by Melon is top March 17, 2020

Melon

"Milk" mixed with "lemonade".

Wanna buy some "melons"?

by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020