ass turkey

when you take a crap so big it feels like a turkey is emerging from your poopshoot

oh man i just had an ass turkey in the bathroom

by elgostel December 23, 2009

jive turkey

The most insulting word in the english dictionary.

I about shot John after he called me a jive turkey, but it turns out he really only called me a cock sucker.

by eagle777 March 15, 2008

Turkey Punch

To thrust/punch a person in the face with an erect penis. This can sometimes be the result of a spontaneous erection, however it is normally an intentional act.

"I turkey punched my friend because he wouldn't share his Doritos"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"

by KingMickable January 7, 2013

turkey liver

the enlarged clit or extra vaginal tissue protruding on the nether regions of a women
mostly likely acquired from massive amounts of sex
or child birth

Did you see that turkey liver dangling between that strippers legs?

by ck1film April 20, 2008

talk turkey

To speak frankly, discuss hard facts, or get down to serious business.

Customer: I'm not sure about the technical details.

Business Analyst: Let's setup a call to get some of your IT folks on the line so we can talk turkey about your web services and getting access to your database.

by quixilvr March 10, 2010

Turkey Eclipse

Where one bends over creating a normal 'eclipse'. Additionally, upon execution one must also grasp their cock (keeping it from view of the victim) and shake their balls whilst making the gobbling sound of a turkey. Try and keep the turkey eclipse in view of the on-looker despite their attempts to escape whilst maintining audio - this creates an awkward shuffling appearance also reminicent of a turkey

Whilst Adam was on the phone to his girlfriend i demonstrated a turkey eclipse for his viewing and listening pleasure to try and liven up conversation - upon trying to exaplin to her what it was i maintained position and pitch untill she hung up.

by Minge Matt August 29, 2006

Turkey Style

When having vaginal intercourse with a woman, the man pulls out to ejaculate on her breasts. i.e. Stuffing and basting.

"She likes it Turkey Style."

by Frito-boy November 1, 2009