Apocalypse Pie

LA based sex & music website that gives bitingly funny advice to retards who write into sex advice columns. Known for Lucidee's dark, blunt, no holds sense of humour about sex, musicians & guys she's dated. Awesome old school punk & rock n roll.

Often shortened to AP.
Apocalypse Pie is sex, rock n roll & retards, by an Aussie chick every dude with half a brain would kill to bang
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cum pie

when a guy cums in a girl or guy's ass and that action when that person farts out the cum cuasing it to squirt out of that person's ass
watch out when you cum pie hoe! it almost got on my feet.
by gage k April 10, 2005
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Penis Pie

A flaky dessert usually cooked with cock sauce
Coolguy16v cooks and shares penis pie with his homesexual friends
by raif May 30, 2003
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pie eyed

"I got completely pie eyed last night and hooked up with a total mutt."
by TheRoss July 21, 2006
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Terracotta Pie

Terracotta Pie is reference to a vagina in the System of the down song "vacinity of obcinity".
Banana banana Terracotta Pie.
by coolhandluc February 08, 2006
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easy as pie

1) The job was easy as pie, and we finished up an hour early.
2) You want Mom to give you fifty dollars? Easy as pie. Just tell her you need to buy some new shoes.

Etymology: 'Pie' is a tasty, sweet dish that is easy to make, and even easier to eat.

by silverbridge September 22, 2006
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jizz pie

A woman who is so slutty, she probably still has another dude's cum in her vagine. jizz pie
Stacey is cute, but she is such a jizz pie- stay away from her unless you want the monkey pox. jizz pie
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