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Ball don't lie

A simple phrase made famous by Rasheed Wallace and coach Flip Saunders that presents evidence that a foul call was indeed unwarranted when the basketball doesn't go in the hoop (usually when the foul beneficiary is at the free throw line).

'Ball don't lie' is more than phrase a player can call out to make a case that a call was made unnecessarily, it is also a mind-set and philosophy. Although Rasheed Wallace may come off to the public as an inarticulate NBA thug, some, like myself, believe that he is a deeper individual, both in intelligence and in a spiritual sense. 'Ball don't lie' is evidence of this hidden and sheltered brilliance exposing itself to the masses. The basketball philosophy Rasheed gave the world, that a basketball is a fair and unbiased being, is ingenious. I have a feeling that some NBA players may have adopted this set of thinking and think the exact phrase of "ball don't line" when NBA referee bullshit is evident. I believe Rasheed's philosophy extends beyond the shooting immediately after the bull call, maybe even influencing the outcome of the game (although the circumstances in which the call occurred would have to be significant). Radical, yes, but if we as a society have accepted crap like the 'Cleveland curse' can't we believe a philosophy like this.

Thank you 'sheed.
-Playgrounds in Beijing, China-

*Kid trips taking it to the hole, cries foul that the defender pushed him*

Kid 1: chi cha chong chi FOUL.

*Pay resumes, Kid 1 misses everything and loses*

Kid 2: chow mha mi ming tao BALL DON'T LIE...beeeech
by Doctor Jack July 24, 2010
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lie-fest 2006

A game in which you continuously lie. It was started with a fake livejournal post. The fun of the game is mentioning lie-fest 2006 somewhere in your fabricated story and seeing if the person catches on.
I can't wait for the lie-fest 2006 music festival, I heard Benny Benassi will be DJing.
by ronil waslib September 3, 2008
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Lie-Fest 2006

A game in which you continuously lie. It was started with a fake livejournal post. The fun of the game is mentioning Lie-Fest 2006 somewhere in your fabricated story and seeing if the person catches on.
I can't wait for the lie-fest 2006 music festival, I heard Benny Benassi will be DJing.
by ronil waslib September 7, 2008
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The yellow cake is a lie

A reference to the false justification for war against Iraq by the George W. Bush administration and to the famous line "the cake is a lie" from the video game, Portal.
Bush claimed that we needed to go to war, but the yellow cake is a lie.
by Axemantitan December 23, 2009
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lieing dirty whore

Skaink, skainkaroo, whorelaslut, a heartless girlfriend, a lieing cheating deceiving manipulating theif of a man's heart.
Bob: hey hey dick saw your girl last night she's a busy girl.
Dick: honey where did you go last night
Lieing dirty whore: no where just to dreamland thinking of you.
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White Bearded Lie

A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.
Examples of "White Bearded Lie":

If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.

Yes fluffy will go to heaven.

If you lie your nose will grow long.

Too much TV will make your eyes go square.

Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.
by Santas little helper September 11, 2012
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Turkish De-Lie

(Noun) A phrase for the disappointment that immediately crosses your mind upon realizing that Edmund Pevensie greatly exaggerated the taste of the candy known as, Turkish Delight.

When you finally taste the candy that made Edmund Pevensie betray his siblings, only to realize that it’s not nearly as delightful or delectable as portrayed. It is indeed a Turkish De-Lie, the LaCroix of confectionary creations.
“I was expecting the taste of Turkish Delight to change my life, but instead I tasted a Turkish De-Lie!”

“It looks so juicy, so sweet, so delicious…. But it’s just a sugar coated Turkish De-Lie.”
by JosieTheWitch February 23, 2023
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