keith frittenburg

a loveable cuddly man who will sometimes call you a good boy but only has good intentions.

wow,you remind me of keith frittenburg

by ernie dorel December 29, 2023

Keith Dent

A bald headed saint that helped conceive the individual known through his online title 'plaqueboymax'. Keith is an all knowing entity with the brain power of Megamind.

"Yo did you hear that Keith Dent was on another Plaqueboymax stream?"
"Stfu nour😂🙏"

by ivanityg November 18, 2023

Keith

You will never meet a person like him, he can make you laugh, make you blush, make you feel loved, just the best person you'll ever meet!

That boy is so kind, what's his name?
It's Keith...duh!

by Hobisxsunshine August 30, 2022

keith

keith is the best person in the whole fucking world. he will be interested in anything you say. he will always try to make you feel better when a jenesis rips your heart out. he doesn't really like relationships but always complains. he is so patient when he helps you with work. and he will always try to get you to read the book he just finished or watch the show he's watching so you can watch it together. he is very short but is energetic.

keith is amazing and every one should get one

by daddypigfuckinghatesyou August 22, 2022

Keith Smith

A male/female that normally is found in the countryside, often look like they’ve been struck by lightning. Known for schrumming young boys outside of schools.

Quickly run away there’s a Keith Smith over there!

by Keith1234567654 August 21, 2018

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith

Noun. k-EE-th

Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.

That Keith down the road was really on one this morning. A pregnant woman tried to park her car outside his house and he started screaming, "don't f**k with my trailer, c**t, don't park in my spot! It's the second time this week and I'm about to lose the plot. I phoned up the council and the bloke said it was mine, move your shit heap fo a car to the other f**king side!"

by playlunch_ May 12, 2025