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Austin Wood

he has a fat ass
"wow look at that dumpy who is that"
"it's austin wood dumbfuck"
by gary fendermen December 16, 2021
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fem-wood

the female equivalent of a male boner - a female hard-on
"Man, that guy got me so hot & horny I had major fem-wood all day long"
by dakine666 November 28, 2012
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pink wood

Most commonly in the south, shroom-headed in form. Penis.
Girl, dat Pink Wood done got my pussy whipped.
by Marilyn Jane July 27, 2017
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Woods Theory

The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.
*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*

John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."

Chris: "Man I love science."
by G Woods November 7, 2019
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Jamie wood

Jamie wood known as “Jay”
Jamie wood - omfg is that “Jay” the guy with the shit Merc
by Shit car yo July 3, 2021
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Cashmere woods

The only variety of Febreeze that will work to drown out shrimp Ceasar Salad farts fresh from the asshole of a fat sweaty bitch.
Omg! Where's the Cashmere Woods?! This fat sweaty bitch just let out the worst shrimp Caesar Salad fart I've ever smelled!
by CashmereWoods June 23, 2017
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Wood Hockey

the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.
hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?
by duke1776 April 23, 2008
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