he has a fat ass
by gary fendermen December 16, 2021

by dakine666 November 28, 2012

by Marilyn Jane July 27, 2017

The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.
*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*
John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."
Chris: "Man I love science."
John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."
Chris: "Man I love science."
by G Woods November 7, 2019

by Shit car yo July 3, 2021

The only variety of Febreeze that will work to drown out shrimp Ceasar Salad farts fresh from the asshole of a fat sweaty bitch.
Omg! Where's the Cashmere Woods?! This fat sweaty bitch just let out the worst shrimp Caesar Salad fart I've ever smelled!
by CashmereWoods June 23, 2017

by duke1776 April 23, 2008
