tig ole bitties

the phrase made when you switch around the first letters of the phrase big old titties.

more appropriate to say in public than big ole titties.

john: do you know that chick jenifer?
erik: yeah she got them tig ole bitties

by asdqwz January 11, 2008

Ole gunnar solskjær

Called "baby-faced assassin" by the british media. Scored the winning goal in the champions league in 1999.

Who Put the Ball in the Germans' Net? Ole Gunnar Solskjær did!

by Pappa June 11, 2006

tormal ol nitties

normal ol titties

Guy 1: "Dude, check out the tormal ol nitties on that chick"
Guy 2: "Yea, they're pretty tormal."
Guy 1 and Guy 2: "Niiiice."

by PeeFor October 8, 2009

Ruddy Ol' Cock

Noun: Person: A miserable son-of-a-bitch usually past middle age.

Noun: Object: An older mechanical device such as a car that has constant problems.

1) That ruddy ol' cock pissed on my rhododendrons. Let's egg his house.

2) Fuck, the engine overheated! I'm sick of this ruddy ol' cock breakin' down all the time.

by Tyson M. April 28, 2005

Ol' Five-Wheels

The chronically lonely man. Ol' Five-Wheels is the name given to anybody that goes out regularly with one or more couples and no partner of his/her own, always forced to sit in awkwardness as the couples get all lovey-dovey over each other and act as if s/he doesn't exist. Who knows why s/he does it- perhaps they continually hope that one day, somebody will take notice, or perhaps they have no other friends. Whatever the reason, the name is theirs, and evermore shall be (until they get a partner of their own and do the same thing to somebody else).

Yesterday I went out with Jim and Sarah, and Toby and Kate. I felt like such an Ol' Five-Wheels.

by Lexodus August 4, 2010

Ol' Connor Harris

A bad case of diarrhea. An extreme flammination in the stomach caused by eating very acidic foods.

Hey man, can you bring me some toliet paper?? I just had a bad ol' Connor Harris

by RealWordsRealTime April 3, 2017

Nasty ol brew

built on a strong formula of 50% alcohol 50% whatever the Fcuk you can find within an arms reach this thing will have you boot scootin..big time soupn and ketamine scoopin!!!..

Anybody’s taste bills nasty ol brew last night? Thing was crook!.

by Absence of light October 21, 2018