zambortion

The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, flexible hose allowing its operator to perform abortions with a flick of the wrist, all the while never having to remove his fat ass from the built in toilet seat. The Zambortion is commonly found wherever there is a sidewalk and most importantly, direct visual contact with an extremely hot receptionist. While saline implants are not a requirement they will however, greatly increase your chances of an elusive Zambortion sighting.

Yo Yaz, I think the Zambortion driver is totally stalking you because he has been cleaning the same spot of sidewalk for like 5 hours. You better put the twins away before he jizzums!

by Yasmine's Stalker June 10, 2005

french zamboni

When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.

She wouldn't go down on me, so I splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni

by tanbeidio June 20, 2009

Zamboni Pony

Chicks that are hot for Zamboni Drivers.

Women who want to have sex with Zamboni Drivers. Are called "Zamboni Pony"

by Zamboni Operator January 15, 2014

Zambon

it is a venetian surname please do not do what you are doing

good morning i'm federico zambon

by federico September 23, 2003

zamboni

A Guido on ice skates.

Didja see when Jersey Shore went to the rink at Rockafeller Plaza? Wotta buncha Zamboni s!

by theadequate March 11, 2010

table zamboni

Filthy rag used for wiping th etable during wild parties or drinking games. Similar to mung rag.

Yo, I spilled my beer again. Pass me that table zamboni.

by sstymie December 15, 2004

zambored

Being bored while driving, or sitting on, a zamboni.

The employee at the ice rink was zambored all night.

by Chern November 8, 2008