Zuri

thinks shes an angel and and perfect but actually makes fun of me and all people everyday. she said I'm like a grandma.

zuri said i dont know :(

by definitelynotsage November 2, 2021

Zuris

Zuris is football.

Look at Zuris ballin'.
Zuris got the soccer down.
Zuris has such beautiful hair.

by 69420bruh69420 February 19, 2022

Zuris

Zuris is soccer. He is soccer. He likes soccer. He is curly soccer Elvis Presley.

Look at Zuris ballin'.
Zuris do be good at football.
Zuris has such beautiful hair. *uwu*

by 69420bruh69420 February 19, 2022

Zuri

Anybody named Zuri is a bum who would pretend to be your friend but would never take a bullet for you. Zuri’s are also very dry and would do anything to not talk to you. They may look good on the outside but don’t let that fool you because they’re not in the inside. They can be harsh.

Dude: Hey Zuri! :)))

Zuri: Hey… ://

Dude 2: Dude 1, you’re talking to Zuri??

Dude 1: Yeah, and?? She’s my friend!

Dude 2: Cmon Dude 1, if you got lost, Zuri would not even worry. Trust me, I know.

by TheDummyBummy October 28, 2024

Zuri

The tightest pussy gyal out. Also known as “miss tighthole”

“Zuri is miss tighthole”

by misstighthole December 3, 2024

Zuri

A dirty ass hoe that talk to 5 men at once and get in a relationship with all of them at the same time

Person 1: I got a new gf!!!
Person 2: Sick dude, what’s her name?
Person 1: Her name is Zuri, why??
Person 2: Just break up with her bro, she’s a hoe!

by TheDummyBummy September 2, 2025

Zurie

A colossal entity, it is short for zuriezilla, which is a larger version of Godzilla.

"Wow... that planet is like a zurie", "

by GyattersonTheThird. November 17, 2025