Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.
Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.
by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013
An MP3 player primarily marketed toward Microsoft fanbois or for people who hate Apple. Although later models were decent enough, the launch product was crippled and ridiculed to the point where it poisoned the brand forever.
5 years later most people still haven't heard of it as it awaits cancellation by Microsoft.
5 years later most people still haven't heard of it as it awaits cancellation by Microsoft.
by 07079 February 17, 2011
A synonym for pwned is "Zuned." You are Zuned when you receive a Zune for Christmas when you wanted an iPod. Zuned is understood as a slang term that implies missed expectations and/or humiliation.
Trader Eric Landstrom coined the term on the Yahoo Finance Forums.
Trader Eric Landstrom coined the term on the Yahoo Finance Forums.
Examples include "Zunage" when used in a collective sense or, "Dude, you just got Zuned," when used in an individual sense.
by Eric Landstrom November 27, 2007
A list of food one has consumed throughout the day, which is provided at the end of an-email regardless of whether it is germane to the body of the e-mail. A zuning is frequently followed by asking, "Is this bad???"
For example, "I've eaten a peach, two Kashi bars, some spaghetti, a barbecue sandwich, and a Jolly Rancher today. Is this bad???"
For example, "I've eaten a peach, two Kashi bars, some spaghetti, a barbecue sandwich, and a Jolly Rancher today. Is this bad???"
"Dude, e-mail signatures are so 2006. I just zuning it now."
"I'll be ready in a minute. I just have to put a zuning at the end of this e-mail."
"I'll be ready in a minute. I just have to put a zuning at the end of this e-mail."
by Arual December 06, 2007
A dick that is wider than long, unlike a chode, a Zune is normal length, however, i can range up to 8 inches in diameter.
Also known as a Zuner.
Also known as a Zuner.
Example 1
- hey man, your dick looks like a birthday cake.
- yea, it's my prize winning zune.
Example 2
-that guy looks like he's packing lunch for 2.
- no man, he's just got a Zune.
Example 3
- have you noticed, Samantha hasn't been at school for weeks. i heard she was temporarily paralyzed.
- yea man, her boyfriend totally zuned her.
- hey man, your dick looks like a birthday cake.
- yea, it's my prize winning zune.
Example 2
-that guy looks like he's packing lunch for 2.
- no man, he's just got a Zune.
Example 3
- have you noticed, Samantha hasn't been at school for weeks. i heard she was temporarily paralyzed.
- yea man, her boyfriend totally zuned her.
by zunerman123 February 09, 2009
Microsoft's portable media player. In my opinion, Zunes and iPods are about even, with a couple of differences, it depends what you like.
Specs(zune30):
30gb of space
3" screen
2.4 × 4.4 × 0.58 inches
5.6oz
$200
Also comes in these colours
Emo Black,Scatophilia Brown,Toilet White, Blood Red and Putrid Pink
i have Emo Black, and it has a cool blue hue to it...
Specs(zune30):
30gb of space
3" screen
2.4 × 4.4 × 0.58 inches
5.6oz
$200
Also comes in these colours
Emo Black,Scatophilia Brown,Toilet White, Blood Red and Putrid Pink
i have Emo Black, and it has a cool blue hue to it...
Person 1:Hey, is that a zune?
Person 2:yes, do you like it
Person 1:Its quite nice, im going to stick with an ipod though
Person 2:wow, that ipod is certainly as pretty as my zune, but i prefer my zune however
Person 3:shall we go and buy tacoze?
Person 2:yes, do you like it
Person 1:Its quite nice, im going to stick with an ipod though
Person 2:wow, that ipod is certainly as pretty as my zune, but i prefer my zune however
Person 3:shall we go and buy tacoze?
by Zoogel May 23, 2008
The mp3 player being developed by Microsoft and Toshiba that will probably be the mp3 player to give Apple a run for their money. Some ridicule it for the sole reason of it carrying Microsoft's name.
It is also the mp3 player that quickly brings out the inner immature nature of half of the ipod loving crowd who seem to often have to buy multiple ipods because of them breaking.
It is also the mp3 player that quickly brings out the inner immature nature of half of the ipod loving crowd who seem to often have to buy multiple ipods because of them breaking.
"Hey, did you hear of that new mp3 player being made by Microsoft? The zune I think it's called. It's gunna totally suck and crash all the time."
"Umm, you know that the main reason Windows crashes at times is because of the sheer amount of hardware compatibility it needs to have, which from that many drivers avaliable the chance of conflict is much higher."
"Uhh...well...it's still gunna suck cause it comes in brown."
"Umm, you know that the main reason Windows crashes at times is because of the sheer amount of hardware compatibility it needs to have, which from that many drivers avaliable the chance of conflict is much higher."
"Uhh...well...it's still gunna suck cause it comes in brown."
by Ren Driver October 04, 2006