Zooties

All Substances that get you fucked up (weed, alcohol, etc.)

I got all the zooties on deck tonight!

by Newkidtr June 29, 2018

Zooti

When someone doesn’t pay you back

MEAT: I need gas money
Toni: Ight I’ll pay you $5

MEAT: *toni doesn’t pay* you zooti you told me you’d pay 😒

by yeaitstoni November 3, 2019

zootivor

a feeling stronger than love

i zootivor you, darling

by Amy and Bob May 13, 2006

zoopify

to get very crunked up, to crunk (s.o.); to do it real good

c: joyce, lets get zoopified tonight
j: for shizzle. we will definitely zoopify, chris.. for super shizzle, my already zoopified bizzle

by chris and joyce May 7, 2008

zoorific

A super awesome term describing one's visit to the zoo in a pleasant or fucking fantastic manner. Zoorific also explains the radness of the animal kingdom, specifically the sweet zebras and shit one would find at a zoo.

Ex. I had a zoorific time at the zoo, mostly because those chimps analy raped me.

Ex. Those animals are zoorific mostly because I am strangely attracted to them.

by Myatt February 23, 2010

Zootie

A "Zootie" is a term for someone on Zoom that makes you moist or tents your pants. It's a portmanteau of "Zoom cutie." Thanks to COVID-19, people are getting mad thirsty in online courses.

"Damn gurl, did you see Mark? I've been staring at those baby blues all class!"

"OMG he's your Zootie too?!"

by Svenukhm February 11, 2021

zootiepoo

a cool fun loving funny guy sweet and caring and jokes around quite often i love to troll the troll and point out the pervs that don't know how to perv the right way i love to be loved and hate to be hated <3

zootiepoo is THE DOPEST MOTHER FUCKER AROUND PERIOD

by zootipee June 10, 2022