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Zoomnesia 

The diminished responsibility and accountability that occurs when business and other professional activities are conducted in a virtual setting. Zoomnesia is directly correlated to the number of persons in an online meeting.
Adam was sick of the Zoomnesia--colleagues acting like they'd hadn't heard what had been said or as if it was already taken care of. After every meeting, he had to do everything himself or send countless reminders.
Zoomnesia by KittyinQueens January 15, 2021
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A term used to refer to the US Air Force.
Damn those jarheads, squids, and dogfaces; zoomies are better.
Zoomie by l4ur3n October 11, 2006
Teeth, especially false teeth. Often used by grandparents in the early 1970's.
Grandpa said he needed some denture adhesive to keep his zoobies in.
zoobies by Jimmy Jinglebells June 24, 2010
A nontraditional zombie. Differs to the slow, shambling type to be fast. Zoombies climb, run, jump, and aren't limited like average zombies are. Usually zoombies are faster than humans so are more dangerous.
Dave: There's a ton of zombies outside my house.

Me: Zombies or zoombies?

Dave: Zoombies.

Me: You're fucked.
Zoombies by Jspace10 February 14, 2009
A term that represents sending love.

A gesture of affection that consists of hands gently bouncing through the air from your heart to another’s heart and saying the wordszoot, zoot, zoot”!

A way to show your appreciation to others. More powerful and more special than zoots.

Commonly used at the end of a letter, message or conversation.

A way to teach children how to send love to others.

A 'secret' code in families to show someone you love them.

Developed by Amanda Gore in her book "The Gospel of Joy" (now called "Joy is an Inside Job") and "The Gift of Gratitude"
"Thank you so much for your encouragement, it means a lot to me. Zooties!" or
"I hope that things are working out for you - zooties!"
Zooties by The Joy Project May 5, 2013
ZOOMiez is a student who attends classes through zoom and not face to face.
in the hybrid classroom, some students attend face to face while others are ZOOMiez
ZOOMiez by RobinMaastricht October 5, 2021

zoomie zoomie 

same as above, only when the loser drinks you sing "well he sucks and he fucks and he knows that he loves it so drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink!
zoomie zoomie by Juliab216 October 19, 2008