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Zookh Zookh is word frequently used when something bad happens to you.
Chair: *breaks*
Nick: Oh shit, I just got zookh zookhed
by Zooked May 13, 2019
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Zoolanda

Zoolanda is an abbreviation. It was created out of a monkey because monkeys originate from the jungle however unfortunantly they have been captured in the zoo therefore this corresponds to the zoo in Zoolanda.
There are a lot of Zoolandas at the zoo.
by Meglanada August 12, 2021
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Cincinnati Zookeeper

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.
Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!
by Sexy sexualizer September 18, 2016
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Zootage

A finely, rolled stonker of a joint.
Yo man, that’s zootage”
by Dan Wilfred January 23, 2020
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Zoolander

The most ridiculously funny movie ever made. You know its stupid when people start dying in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos, but stupid in the best possible way imaginable.
I think I got the black lung pop!

Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, theyre all the same face. Doesnt anyone else notice this, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here! I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE! I INVENTED IT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DEREK?
by transatlanticism October 10, 2004
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Zooking

Originally from Battlefield 1942, also seen in subsequent Battlefield games featuring aircraft.

While being pursued in a dogfight, the pilot will pull up sharply into a 90 degree vertical climb. He/she will then exit the aircraft (his/her velocity will cause them to travel upwards alongside their aircraft for a short time). The pilot will equip an RPG / SMAW and attempt to shoot the pursuing enemy out of the sky before climbing back into your aircraft and continuing flight without stalling / crashing. (Note: You must be the Engineer class to equip Rocket Launchers)
A perfect (and hilarious) Zooking example

Youtube; Search : 'Rendezook'

Featuring 'Stun_gravy'

Nice work dude, you make it look easy
by thePhantomGhost January 11, 2012
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zoomar

Zoomar is a sport that has lasted through the centuries and survived countless global disasters. The ancient Zoomarian texts define zoomar (Latin for "natural") as man's connection to the world around him.

Zoomar involves the practicing of various movements, the majority of which are based on animals. Its practitioners, zoomari, engage in zoomar with the goal of becoming one with the spirits of their fellow creatures.

It has, however, had its fair share of imitators, including mockery sports such as parkour (which was actually developed thousands of years after the rise of zoomar).
-Malcolm: Why is Nabil running in front of that car and moving like a cougar? Is that like parkour?

-Abdulla: Dude, that's called zoomar! Its way more advanced. What Nabil is doing is called the cougar movement. Only the most skilled zoomari in the world can learn such a technique!

-Malcolm: That's awesome! I'll go tell Cascone about this so that we can both become zoomari! Parkour is so lame compared to this! Anybody who practices parkour is a cracka jack!
by The Zoomarizer February 15, 2008
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