Legend of Zelda

Another video game series created by Shigeru Miyamoto that appeals to a more mature, harder thinking crowd than Super Mario Brothers. Awesome in the fact that Link, the main character, as young as he is, explores and fights the monsters that are invading his homeland of Hyrule.

The Legend of Zelda Storyline:

Zelda: Save me Link!
Link: I will need to find a strategy guide first!

by Xaivior13 March 9, 2008

zonda

The Pagani Zonda. Italian supercar, shoe-like in appearance from newly-established marque Pagani.

Pagani Zonda is fast as fuck!

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Zelda Month

A Youtube event started by Peanut Butter Gamer to celebrate the release of Skyward Sword. It has since become an annual event every November celebrating the much-loved Zelda franchise, with youtubers such as The Game Theorists, The Completionist, and Chadtronic jumping onto the bandwagon each year.

"Aw man, did you see? The new Zelda Month video came out!"
"Fuck yeah! Wasn't it great? Can't WAIT for the next one!"

by lilyo3 December 14, 2016

zoltaneering

Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question

An example of zoltaneering:
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"

by manfrom1980 August 29, 2008

The Legend of Zelda

A nearly perfect balance of puzzle solving and action. The games star a young swordsman named Link, a boy donned in green who goes around getting chicks and then beating Ganon: The King of Evil. There are currently 10 (soon to be 11) games, 6 of which flow perfectly in a sequential order. The timeline is confusing but the official one is:

Ocarina of Time (N64)
Majora's Mask (N64)
The Wind Waker (GCN)
Twilight Princess (not yet released)
A Link to the Past (SNES)
The Legend of Zelda (NES)
The Adventure of Link (NES)

Man, that Link can't talk but he womanizes as much as James Bond.

by RobK June 30, 2005

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

A game so inexplicably awesome its existence can only be explained by ontological paradox, whereby an OoT game cartridge was sent back through time to a stage before the game's conception, and provided the basis for the game itself. An analogy for the game's existence is provided in the game itself, in the events surrounding the mysterious song of storms.

When I think of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time I jizz in my pants.

by kakarikowindmillman April 17, 2009

Zoltan

If you know someone who is so incredibly amazing, heroic, brave, great and can change the world, they are a Zoltan. This is because the real Zoltan, Zoltan Tildy, was an amazing hero who saved us all by risking his life and single handedly defeating Nazi Germany.

Person 1: WOW! That person has got to be the best person that has ever lived!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!

by Anonymous Zoltaniest March 27, 2019