Zoidberg

1. a character on futurama

2. a vagina whose lips have descended past any reasonable point, thus looking like the lips of one Dr. Zoidberg

'hey, don't date that chick, she has a zoidberg'

by miss sybil August 1, 2012

Zoidberg

To motor boat a females vagina, while using one hand to stick four fingers in her anus while simultaniously punching her in the taint.

"Brads mom was screaming like a banchee when i Zoidberged her last night."

by Joshisthefuckingman May 20, 2008

Zoidberging

When you go down on a girl and pull your hand up to your mouth to make a zoidberg like face and you wiggle your fingers around really fast in her all while making the zoidberg whoop.

Man 1: so last night I was going down a girl and I thought to myself "Ima bust zoid" so i began Zoidberging her

Man 2: So howd that go?

Man 1: Not as well I'd hope ... she kicked me in the face and knocked me out

Man 2: Damn that sucks

Man 1: Yeah but it was worth it.... she asked me to do it again.

by Cjgmhnthe1st May 21, 2012

Dr. Zoidberg

The Lobster-man from Futurama; The funniest character on that show.

"Life was bad, but now its good. Forever!"

by Noah May 23, 2003

zoidberg

The art of while getting a blowjob Grab both of the persons hands in a pincer like position wiggle your cock in there mouth so the sound that comes out should be Wobwobwobwobwob....

I was gettin a blowjob last night and i gave her the old zoidberg...

by lovelymissy June 15, 2012

Dr. Zoidberg

The loveable character on futrama that everyone loves to hate.

I feel like Dr. Zoidberg sometimes, I think I should get an ink bladder put in for protection.

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Zoidberg Party

A Zoidberg party is any event that you organize where the only person to show up is yourself.

I tried to put on a seminar about ethical research and it turned out to be a total zoidberg party

by RAAN96 August 19, 2008