A slow-festering, painful acne cyst. The zit simmers under the surface of the skin for several days while a monster zit cooks up. When it finally surfaces, the crockpot zit doesn't feed 6-8, but it will wreck havoc on the face.
Madison: Dang, I've had this zit on my forehead for like 3 days already, and it's not even a full-on zit yet!
Julian: Shit, looks like a crockpot zit. It won't be done cooking till dinnertime tommorrow."
Girl, don't try to pop that crockpot zit; you're only going to make it worse!
Julian: Shit, looks like a crockpot zit. It won't be done cooking till dinnertime tommorrow."
Girl, don't try to pop that crockpot zit; you're only going to make it worse!
by Rawesome January 14, 2009

bestie: do yk who ethan zits is?
bestie #2: yes….hes A boy homosexual and is attracted to sprinkles and call of duty
bestie #2: yes….hes A boy homosexual and is attracted to sprinkles and call of duty
by baldi123 September 23, 2021

abnormally large breasts. Usually at least a C-cup or larger, however, this is based upon the size of the girls frame. You are drawn to Fat Zits, they beckon you to play with them.
When I saw her Fat Zits shaking around I came in my pants. I only date girls who have Fat Zits! Those Fat Zits were bought and paid for. I want to wrap her Fat Zits around my flag pole!
by nuckinfutz87 January 16, 2011

by Zits0nBawlz May 8, 2013

by Ogeid January 11, 2009

"Kimberly's Face was disgusting with all those Metal Zits"
"Oh yes, and did you see that one Metal Zit on Nicole's Chin"
"Oh yes, and did you see that one Metal Zit on Nicole's Chin"
by The Fantastic April 12, 2008

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019
