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Crockpot Zit

A slow-festering, painful acne cyst. The zit simmers under the surface of the skin for several days while a monster zit cooks up. When it finally surfaces, the crockpot zit doesn't feed 6-8, but it will wreck havoc on the face.
Madison: Dang, I've had this zit on my forehead for like 3 days already, and it's not even a full-on zit yet!
Julian: Shit, looks like a crockpot zit. It won't be done cooking till dinnertime tommorrow."


Girl, don't try to pop that crockpot zit; you're only going to make it worse!
by Rawesome January 14, 2009
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Ethan Zits

A boy who is homosexual and is attracted to sprinkles and call of duty
bestie: do yk who ethan zits is?
bestie #2: yes….hes A boy homosexual and is attracted to sprinkles and call of duty
by baldi123 September 23, 2021
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Fat Zits

abnormally large breasts. Usually at least a C-cup or larger, however, this is based upon the size of the girls frame. You are drawn to Fat Zits, they beckon you to play with them.
When I saw her Fat Zits shaking around I came in my pants. I only date girls who have Fat Zits! Those Fat Zits were bought and paid for. I want to wrap her Fat Zits around my flag pole!
by nuckinfutz87 January 16, 2011
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Zits on Balls

An expression used to describe something awesome or amazing.
"Hey bro, come check out these chicken wings. They're zits on balls, yo."
by Zits0nBawlz May 8, 2013
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zit tits

a woman with undeveloped boobs.
I really like this girl at school but she has zit tits.
by Ogeid January 11, 2009
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Metal Zits

"Kimberly's Face was disgusting with all those Metal Zits"
"Oh yes, and did you see that one Metal Zit on Nicole's Chin"
by The Fantastic April 12, 2008
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tit zit

Self explanatory really. Tiny tits that look like zits/spots instead of nipples
Me: "Hey, wanna suck my tit zit titties?
Stranger:" Yes please...and your dick zit"
Me:"Oh shit"
by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019
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