New Zealand

A place where you will find many sheep and no black people

tourist: where are the black people?
New Zealand: theres no such thing

by Can'tHelpYourself December 9, 2008

pull a Zewald

To pretend you have to leave early just to get rid of annoying person in the pub. Upon leaving the pub, make sure all your friends go in one direction and the annoying person in the other. When he/she is out of sight, it's safe to go back in a have a good time with your friends!

Man, who invited X, we had to pull a Zewald on the annoying bastard!
Good fun after he left though.

by Milanifan October 25, 2010

New Zealand

A place where absolutely nothing happens. The most boring place in the world. Great to live in if your 70, retired and want a life of serenity and sheep, but not if your a youth looking for excitement. Seriously don't come to New Zealand if you want to have fun!

Tourist: "I spend two weeks in New Zealand."
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"

by Icyrox January 18, 2009

New Zealand Carwash

The act of a male stripping naked, geting into a squating position, and a woman crab-walking underneath him, allowing his man-berries to sweep across her face.

Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!

You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?

Me: No, no it was not.

by pulzd March 16, 2011

New Zealand

A useless country which the natives (Maoris) believed they "fished up". Well known to get down and dirty with its sheep population.

New Zealand History (Maori POV): Aw bro, did ya know that we fished up da North Island? It was sweet as cuz...

by Myswordpl0xsu November 6, 2009

Zelal

Zelal, also known as M8, is the toughest and funniest girl you will ever meet. A person named Zelal is most likely very sporty but also intelligent and thoughtfull. The people who had the honor to be a friend of Zelal will never forget her due to her unique character.

Wooow look at Zelal eating that cookie!
Damn, Zelal is always there for me!

by D1zE February 27, 2017

new zealandish

What you see in a blondes search history as she is about to go on vacation to New Zealand.

"Oh my god, Becky, I am, like, about to go on vacation and I don't even know how to speak New Zealandish"
- Every Blonde Chick 2016

by Swaggy the Pirate August 21, 2016