by attackattack May 20, 2009
Get the Zeus 'em mug.When a man takes a shit on a woman's back, stands up and towers over her before hammer-fisting the "biscuit" (fresh turd), and then tazing her in the ass cheek.
I gave my girlfriend a Zeus Biscuit last night. The scent still lingers, and I believe the tazer caused some minor brain damage, which is ok with me. We'll try the "Zeus" again tomorrow. Hoping for another rewarding experience.
by ShinDigglett February 4, 2015
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The act of going to a golf course (or any other large open field with relatively even elevation) during a thunderstorm butt-naked and lying flat with your back to the ground while having a long metal rod inserted into your urethra in the hopes that a lightning strike will connect with the conductive metal rod, and to your penis.
man 1:
"Did you hear? Uncle Trevor is dead.."
man 2:
"No what happened?!"
man 1:
"The crazy old man tried giving himself a "Zeus"! Paramedics said there was almost nothing left of him.."
man 2:
"Damn... thats one hell of a way to go..."
"Did you hear? Uncle Trevor is dead.."
man 2:
"No what happened?!"
man 1:
"The crazy old man tried giving himself a "Zeus"! Paramedics said there was almost nothing left of him.."
man 2:
"Damn... thats one hell of a way to go..."
by 6Home-$lice9 July 6, 2022
Get the A "Zeus" mug.Used in a sentence: Awe your pet exudes a lot of Zeusality.
Zuesality human like traits such as :
Humor, Practical Joker, sad/happy, A.D.D, Farting & claming it, annoying (Like Donkey from Shrek), Smiles ear to ear, Snorts, tender/cuddly, good listening skills, nosey, Imitations & sound effects( like Chewbacca ) affectionate, needy, voices opinion, shows contempt with a big sigh, swimming, diving for rocks, tug a war, tree dragging, playing pooh sticks, doesn't listen/tunes you out, tantrums, needs affection 24/7, Always happy to see you, plays hide & seek, delusional over weight, size & age (doesn’t know they’re 100lbs, has a rock head & bulldozer body. They don’t know they’re not lap dogs), wants everything you have, wears clothes, immature/whiney, has sported eyebrows, eats panties (SAY WHATTTT) , Rides in the car on the dash or in your lap, Makes a couch explode into shreds, loves you and everyone you introduce them to(not full-proof) Thinks they’re a Super Hero’s by sporting a receiving blanket (or used to keep warm), Intuitive & clairvoyant both work hand in hand, Loyalty, They never want to leave you by choice. Being clairvoyant and intuitive they know when it’s time to bid you farewell. But not without conveying in their special way that they Love YOU & will always be inside your heart and memories. R.I.P. Fatboy/Pooh 2003-2010
Zuesality human like traits such as :
Humor, Practical Joker, sad/happy, A.D.D, Farting & claming it, annoying (Like Donkey from Shrek), Smiles ear to ear, Snorts, tender/cuddly, good listening skills, nosey, Imitations & sound effects( like Chewbacca ) affectionate, needy, voices opinion, shows contempt with a big sigh, swimming, diving for rocks, tug a war, tree dragging, playing pooh sticks, doesn't listen/tunes you out, tantrums, needs affection 24/7, Always happy to see you, plays hide & seek, delusional over weight, size & age (doesn’t know they’re 100lbs, has a rock head & bulldozer body. They don’t know they’re not lap dogs), wants everything you have, wears clothes, immature/whiney, has sported eyebrows, eats panties (SAY WHATTTT) , Rides in the car on the dash or in your lap, Makes a couch explode into shreds, loves you and everyone you introduce them to(not full-proof) Thinks they’re a Super Hero’s by sporting a receiving blanket (or used to keep warm), Intuitive & clairvoyant both work hand in hand, Loyalty, They never want to leave you by choice. Being clairvoyant and intuitive they know when it’s time to bid you farewell. But not without conveying in their special way that they Love YOU & will always be inside your heart and memories. R.I.P. Fatboy/Pooh 2003-2010
by Kiki_H November 22, 2011
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Get the Zeus Deuce mug.A terrifying New Zealander and deviantART celebrity famous for his animations and scarring of of "fangirls" that aren't really fangirls. He's notorious for his mind-numbing adventures and "Blood Boners" and drawing naked Karl on a daily basis.
by werewolfmali February 7, 2009
Get the Zeurel mug.Phrase used when you are experiencing the need to tell the person you're with to "chill out" or "calm yourself."
by Lindsay Hamel May 2, 2008
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