Closet HeteroSexual

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality

That man is a closet heterosexual

by emax72085 February 2, 2007

meterosexual

A man who is heterosexual, and yet is very feminine. Someone who is meterosexual can sometimes be mistaken for a person who is homosexual, because it is a stereotypical beleif that gay men are "feminine,"

"Hey, I'm not meterosexual, I just like to shop!" exclaimed Jonas.

by Katy December 25, 2003

closet heterosexual

sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk

David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Heterosexually Hot

Attractive/appealing to members of the other gender

Matthew Morrison isn't gay, I'm a girl and I swear he's so heterosexually hot!!!

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf November 6, 2010

flaming heterosexual

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Girl crazy(Male) Boy crazy(female) The polar opposite of a flaming homosexual. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up version of a ladies man.

What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis

by jerzeesneed January 1, 2009

happy heterosexual

A straight male who you would swear is really gay.

That hippy seems so gay, but he's been married twice and has 6 kids. I guess he's just a happy heterosexual.

by LeBain December 4, 2007

Heterosexual

A heterosexual person is attracted to people of the opposite sex. Boys who like girls and women who like men are heterosexual. ... When you think of a married couple or parents, it's usually been a man and woman — in other words, a heterosexual couple. However, being heterosexual is only one sexual orientation.

Man loves women, women love man that is Heterosexual

by Gotham. Queen February 14, 2018