Zayne

A dark-skinned, tall, black eye having, cigarette smoking, muscular young man with long dark soft hair who's gaze you can’t escape. His voice is deep and sultry and you can never pull your mind away from the sound of him. He looks the type to kill, but he’s got the biggest heart you’ll ever find on an individual; if you can get close enough. He’s very protective and will risk himself for you every time. He has an interest in anything and everything making him a fun person to be around and very hard to get off your mind without struggle. He can make you fall in love with him, or hate him. Either or his bad boy personality never seems to care, the only thing he’s focused on are the things that are important to him. His smile lights up hearts and his glare makes people look away. He’s always got something new and interesting to learn about him around every corner. He’s got scars and tattoos, and stories for each one. He’ll always be the hottest man in the room; and once you have his heart, the most open arms anyone could ever run into. He gives those who he believes to be deserving of his genuine care. You’ll think him to be stupid at first but don’t be surprised if he ends up outsmarting you and sweeping you right off your feet. He’s someone so genuine only an inbred idiot would turn on him. He’s witty and smart-mouthed and loves a girl who can keep up with his smart-assery. He’ll make you feel like the queen of the planet.

“Who’s that over there? He’s really hot.”
“Oh him? That’s zayne; and I know right!?”

by Give-m3-y0ur-c4$h July 17, 2022

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Zayne

Zayne is not your ordinary guy! In fact he is everything but ordinary. At first he makes it seem as if he is a decent human being, but don’t be fooled! Zayne is the worst man to encounter, for reasons such as;

-Short, patchy neck beard, and scoliosis. You don’t want to breed with a man like this because your offspring will have jello spines!

-He will gaslight you over everything you talk about! Your eyes are brown? No, they’re blue today. He’s the worst person to exist, no! YOU ARE! He ruined your life? NO! You ruined his!!!
-He often tries to guilt you, and this is bad! If you argue with him about something as little as the color of the sky, he will threaten suicide, which keep in mind is a big NO-NO AND ILLEGAL!

-He’s a military addict, and having not ever been in the military, you won’t get any benefits. In fact… he doesn’t have a job and has no plan to obtain one!

-3 out of 10 Zayne’s(studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are addicts and not just to marijuana, but things such as meth, heroin, and cocaine!

TL;DR : ZAYNE IS A BAD PERSON OVERALL AND SHOULD PROBABLY GET HIS NAME LEGALLY CHANGED SO HE DOESNT HAVE THESE QUALITIES ANYMORE

side note- 9 Zayne’s out of 9 1/2 (Also studied at Zayne & Chicken Studies) are gay… so watch out gaybies!

Did you hear about that Zayne guy? He completely screwed over his gf’s life and even threatened her! He’s so violent and mean. At least he knows how to roll a joint.

by seiwwa February 10, 2023

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