zanakin skywalker

When you black out on Xanax and beat the shit outta someone but not remembering anything the next day

Idk what happened where am I why is there blood everywhere I think I just zanakin skywalkered the fuck out last night

by Hell Broke Lose July 15, 2023

zandinoof

Zandinoof is something that cannot be described, you can look for it, but never find it, only craig has found his but cannot explain it as it is indescribable...

Kymberly:hey, have you found your zandinoof?

Ruby: yes of course i have

Kymberly: whats it like?

Ruby: URMM

Kymberly: LIES. You can't find it! you cant even explain it!

by Princess Larry princess June 18, 2008

Zarking

Zarking (verb) refers to a particular combination of walking and dancing. A 'Zarker' tends to walk sideways with robotic movements, whilst making a quack noise usually characteristic of a duck (in particular, the Malard). The term was coined in mid 2008 by visionaries Bill and Mark, who realised that Zarking was not recognised by mainstream western culture, or for that matter any culture across the world - either mainstream or subcultural.

Zark - to indulge in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I will Zark my way to the moon.")

Zarking - when one Zarks, one can consider oneself to be Zarking (e.g. I'm Zarking my way to the moon as we speak." I actually am.)

Zarker - one who indulges in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I hear Nelson Mandela is a bit of a Zarker.")

Zarkastic - to be clever and witty whilst Zarking (e.g. "Jim-bob made a rather Zarkastic comment as he siddled across the room in a sideways, robotic manner whilst making quack noises.")

BeZark - to indulge in the act of Zarking to an excessive degree, often as the result of addiction. (e.g. "oh no, Barry's gone Bezark again and he's knocked the kettle into Grandma's lavender curry.")

by Mark Jimmy Hughes May 20, 2008

Zakking it

When a man is wrapped up in blankets, nude mind you, and a woman flaps around the room squawking like a bird, with peanut butter, jelly, and bread crumbs in her mouth, and goes over and spits it into the man's mouth, as he masturbates. (Much like a mother and baby bird role play)

Zakk Ayers had a fun time zakking it with Myrtle the other weekend!

by Charcharbinks February 10, 2013

zonking

The act of executing a zonk

That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.

by The LT August 23, 2005

Zanfina

Is a Aidan Gallagher with cursive attacks, ma hangshe mutin

Zanfina ma hangshe mutin.

by mahangshemutin November 7, 2020

zackingoff

(V) Term used for masturbation while wearing a magnum condom

Did you hear how loud Zack was in the shower when he was zackingoff?

by noenns January 5, 2010