President Zuckerberg

The horrifyingly plausible alter ego of Mark Zuckerberg.

President Zuckerberg will take the sinking United States government out of the red by carefully choosing Chinese nationals to comprise his entire cabinet and that’s when we’ll finally become profitable as a nation!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021

zuckerpunched

Having one's privacy slowly stripped away while utilizing a social networking site; having private images become public inadvertently via a social networking page to embarrassment of an individual.

Dang, did you see that picture of Brian taking a belly shot off that stripper? He sure got zuckerpunched when he didn't realize it went out to the whole world, including his boss!

by PrivacyMatters May 18, 2010

Zackery

He is one of the finest male you would ever see. He is funny, nice, loving, and cares about people. He has a hard time showing his feelings to other because his afraid, his a afraid of someone not liking him for himself. theirs always someone that likes him but the girl that really likes him has never been seen as nothing more but a best friend. Many people love this boy and he doesnt even know it. His alway their for people if they need someone to talk to. He has a fun friend group that love him so much. The thing they always say the most is ¨What it do babyyyy¨ Zack this just the best.

zackery walking down the hall*
person 1: Whos that?
person 2: Thats the one and only Zackery

by Number-one-girl April 23, 2020

Zuckerberg

A stalker who follows you everywhere. Zuckerberg a are also a species of lizard robots. They are also douches who leak information to the government.

That person is such a fucking Zuckerberg.
(Talking about a cunt)

by Yrmomgai June 7, 2018

Zucker

To shoot and land a roofie like object into a girls cup from a distance

Yo Corsi, think I can Zucker that cup from across the kitchen?

by Cosby thiugh January 27, 2016

zuckered in

That time you thought, “Let me just check Facebook for a sec while I’m at lunch,” and when you looked up, it was dinner time.

I meant to run to the grocery story this afternoon, but I let myself get zuckered in.

by @wrytir November 27, 2015

Zuckerfuckery

(n.) The act of offering a "free" service, then selling the information that people provide to that service to agents of hostile powers in order to bring about the end of the world

The 2016 election was unfortunately subject to a great deal of Zuckerfuckery.

by rez2 May 28, 2018