jackalacker

Schiester or scammer, someone who tries to get over on you or hustle you any chance they can

That jackalacker said he was hooking things up but charged me more

by S8tanicTattooist October 13, 2016

Zackattack199

Massive simp for any girl that will take him, usually has a micro pean and deals with break ups often.

You know “zackattack199”

You mean the massive sim with a micropean.

by Caleblikespasta March 1, 2023

jackalack

To be bored shitless and doing nothing at all.
Being lazy.

Person #1 - "So what're you doin today?"
Person #2 - "Nothin... just jackalacking around the house."

by Kain December 10, 2003

cackalacker

A slang term for a calculator that sounds suspiciously like a slang term for a penis.

Customer: Excuse me, I'd like to buy a cheese log. How much does one cost?

Clerk: Hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.

Customer: Well, I never! (Storms out of store).

Clerk: (To himself). I'm not good at math.

by j. alders October 23, 2009

jackalack

(noun) One known for being less than intelligent. Having a low I.Q. and usually acts in a very retarded manor. Also used as a "G" rated version of jack ass.

Butlers wife beat him down for being a jackalack!

by fox_cri September 25, 2007

zackattack

a sexy gay boy with a fondness for anime and long walks on the beach.

called a zack attack because he's a hoe and you never know when he's going to assault your backside.

dood one: woah look there's zack!
dood two: WATCH OUT
-zackattack-
dood one: man, my ass hurts
dood two: best watch out for them zackattacks.

by vaginacakes May 27, 2008

jackalacking

Messing around

I'm just jackalacking around. What are you doing?

by Funky Big Geek Freak Booty Daddy March 10, 2003