yoker

The foulest smelling of all farts. Smells like rotten eggs.

Allen emitted a couple of yokers, followed by a disturbing shart.

by blutarsky April 2, 2006

Yoner

Noun: When one (normally a male) begins to yawn by putting his arms out, only to have a near by friend point out that he has a massive erection.

Drew: *yawn*
Andrew: Wow drew you should really put your arms down you have a massive yoner.
Jake: I like it! :P

by Andrew, Quickdraw, Drew October 19, 2009

Double yoker

Cockney rhyming slang for joker.

"Whatchya trying ta do, make me look like some sort of double yoker?" Mike Reid as Frank Butcher in Eastenders

by Craig August 27, 2004

Yoder Swag

After you you max out at Yoder's Country Kitchen Buffet and you can't walk right because you're so full

man I just maxxed out on 3 plates, I'm gonna have some bad Yoder Swag.

that guy's moving pretty slow, he must have that Yoder Swag.

by iceicebabytoocold January 14, 2010

Yoder

Amish feller

He looks like a yoder

by Steely Stacks January 10, 2018

Yoner

Sasquatch-sized (otherwise known as Yeti) erection. One larger than expected. Not to be confused with a boner. It is a Yoner!

I was hiking in Teton Valley and saw a beast with a stiff yoner in his pants

by Shacker September 11, 2018

Dave Yoder Dumptruck

An awesome wrestling move. It involves going for a double leg takedown, but instead of putting your head at their beltline you put it under them and then lift up. With them on your shoulders and holding their legs, then you let the legs go forcing them to fall to the ground, similar to a dump trucks bucket.

Mike was acting tough and wanted to wrestle me so i gave him a nice Dave Yoder Dumptruck .

by Walstrom June 19, 2007