Yousef

Yousef lives in the toughest hood and sells all kinds of drugs, from weed to heroine.

He is known for having the biggest dick in the hood.

He is from a Nigerian decent so you best believe that he is a 100% nigga.

White bitches are his favorite.

“Whos that guy fucking white hoes on the daily?”
“That’s my dealer Yousef right there cuz”

by Zinji January 4, 2018

Yousef

(Noun) impeccable perfect symmetric guy, a king, hot as hell, long dick and perfect teeth
Every girl would suck for him for free
Always a winner and he never lose
Perfect at boyfriending his exs cries at 1 AM everyday texting him they want him back

I always pray for god to get me some yousef

by uruel June 9, 2018

Youssef

A guy who will always piss you off no matter what he also is a stuck up idiot who always thinks he’s right and will flex everything he owns. But his jokes are funny even if they’re racist or rude and he doesn’t care what people think.

You’re such a youssef

by Oops_I_Screwed_Up February 16, 2020

Dirty Yousef

The sexual act of having the female get down on all fours while the other participant grabs her hair, pulling violently back, until her hair can be inserted anally.

That gymnast is so flexible I bet she could handle a Dirty Yousef

by Professional Hooker July 27, 2021

Yousef

The most talented genius that brings any kind of people to smile even the monalisa he is handsome and loves to eat. And yousef is the people's favourite.

Yousef is the best, I dream of talking to him. And being his friend

by Epicfacecraziness September 26, 2018

Youssef Mohammed

Plain annoying to the extent that it make you want to repeatedly commit suicide

fucks sake what a youssef mohammed

by TrolOlololol July 9, 2017

Youssef Mostafa ghallab

The most intelligent humanbeing inside or outside earth although he's still 16

Ooooh you're such a genius
Not surprised everybody is telling me you're such a youssef Mostafa ghallab

by Ghallaninho June 2, 2018