You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face! by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

you are not the birdman! 

A way to describe someone who does not belong or has done something stupid or just plain sucks.

Also sometimes pronounced birdmang.

Merlin: Why won't Cindy talk to me?

Nick: Simple, YOU ARE NOT THE BIRDMAN!

you are not the birdman! by birdmanalldaii October 2, 2009

You are rarted 

Nicknamed, the 'friendship ender," this phrase was famously used by Joseph man9062 to roast the HECC out of some youtuber. This insult has been proven to cause anal hemorraging, and must be avoided at all costs. An easy way to avoid this insult is to say "no u" or immediately rush to the hospital.

"Get out of here, KID!"

"You are rarted."

Bully proceeds to spill massive amount of blood from his anus and groin area

You are rarted by Ayyyyyylamo May 10, 2018

you are the millionth visitor 

A load of bullshit displayed at the top of some websites in a GIF image or Flash format. They usually contain adware.

Mike: I clicked on the window that said "you are the millionth visitor", and now my computer's slow.

Chester: Retard >_>

you are the millionth visitor by EatMyFanfiction September 7, 2011

You are doing a great job

1) When someone is doing the exact opposite of a great job. Typically used when an employee demonstrates substandard performance.

2) A terrible job

JOEY: You are doing a great job Kris!
KRIS: Thanks ?

You are doing a great job by KJJ317 November 14, 2019

You are just like Papa 

A phrase to use when somebody lied to you/told you wrong information
on something.
The line came from the show “Stranger Things”, ‘Papa’ which is referring to a character named Dr. Martin Brenner

Person: The new season 5 of Stranger Things just came out omg!
You: *finds out it is coming not until next year*
You: “You are just like Papa”

You are just like Papa by 5n4yc0gn1to_at.y0ur.s3rv1c3 July 12, 2022

You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is 

Read the first 2 words

You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is

You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck November 7, 2021