Yolanda 

She's not funny at all a complete hobo her friend's HATE her and use her to copy off her work and she's ugly but be carful she's Hispanic she might cuss you out.

Boy 1: Ugh I honestly HATE Yolanda

Girl 1: Omg same🙄

Yolanda by shay.. October 21, 2022

Yolanda 

The name you yell in the bar at the woman who's name you've forgotten but are too drunk to stop mid-greeting.

Hi, I'm Ryan. You must be Yolanda!

No, my name is Tracy.
Are you sure it's not Yolanda?

Yolanda by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024

YOLANDA 

my bro, she's soooo cool dude. She can eat a cupcake in one bite, damn thats impressive. Bro shes got biceps for days, she my ripped homie. Sometimes, she can be confused with a man. But we SWEAR she's not!! Fake tan, we don't know her! Yolanda is always brown as! She is always at the beach cuddling sea snakes. Yolanda's feet transform me to lala land. Yolanda's teeth shine as bright as a dirt hole my grandma was burried in. Before her burial, grammy ma ma stole Yolanda's pants. I really wanted those pants!! She would often come to school in them and all the boys were crazy about her kneecaps. Those pants were her defining feature, in fact idk what she looks like, I just liked her knees! Sometimes when I'm hungry I wants her lil kneecaps as a snack. I know we already mentioned this, but Yolanda can eat everything. Yesterday, she ate my pet rat (my sister). She even ate the pants. She doesn't need to drink anything, she keeps all her body fluids in her kneecaps. In conclusion, Yolanda is a great, smart, intelligent, fatty.

Friend of Yolanda: Damn, did she eat your pants too?
Other Friend of Yolanda: Yeah bro, Yolanda's kneepcaps are 🔥🔥🔥
Yolanda's grammy ma ma: Yolanda, MY PANTSSSSS

YOLANDA by anonymous August 7, 2025

Yolanda Be Cool 

A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.

"Yolanda Be Cool"

Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?

Yolanda: You don't hurt him.

Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?

Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?

Yolanda: Cool?

Jules: What?

Yolanda: He's cool.

Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.

Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.

Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.

Yolanda Be Cool by Ham Sauce December 12, 2013

Yolanda Saldivar 

A woman who deserves nothing but time in jail or in hell after what she did .She killed the beloved Late Tejano Singer Selena Quintanilla Perez

Girl : Hey what’s your name ?
Woman: Yolanda Saldivar

Girl : U killed Selena Quintanilla Perez

Yolanda Saldivar by Chanel Medina July 19, 2019

yolanda hadid 

A piece of trash who is willing to hurt her grand daughter just to hurt Zayn Malik. Yolanda is an attention seeking bitch, who better be sleeping with one eye open.

Did you hear about that bitch Yolanda Hadid, I hope she falls down the stairs

yolanda hadid by Harrystylescumslut October 28, 2021

yolanda hadid 

A selfish women, who started in a reliability show. Yolanda Hadid paints her life out to be perfect, but in reality she is willing to damage her kids and take away Zayn Maliks happiness just to get attention. She is an awful women.

“I hate Yolanda Hadid”

And “Yolanda looks like a bag of toes” (she really does)

yolanda hadid by Louis tomlinsons wife October 29, 2021