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YMCA Counseling Service 

A facility that employ's "counselors" to "help you" but their main objective is to harass,manipulate and brainwash. Also known as a cult.
Michelle: Hey Paul, Have you been to the YMCA Counseling Service? I heard they help children, teenagers and parents alike!

Paul: No, I have not but my cousin Jack did and he was brainwashed!

YMCA bush 

A large, unshaven jungle of a hot mess in a woman's nether region. Many of these creatures can be seen hanging around the female locker rooms at a YMCA. You have been warned.
Victoria: "Holy hell! Did you see the gerbil that woman had hiding down in her crotch?"

Terra: "Yes, unfortunately. She had mad YMCA bush going on. I need to scrub my eyeballs."
YMCA bush by spsurfer27 April 14, 2010

YMCA Hobbies 

The activities used to fill the time of recently divorced 54 year old fathers who want to get back into the shape they were in back in the glory days. These activities include posting up their 9 year old son's basketball teammates, water aerobics and spreading their legs while only wearing an unnecessarily reveling towel in the locker room.
What a shame after Tina dumped Jeff he's fulled embraced spending all his time on his YMCA Hobbies.

Ymca YOUTH HOSTEL 

Where a group of people so fucked up in life live in the same building
Christ it's like the Ymca youth hostel in here

YMCA bathroom 

that awkward moment when you turn around to see a naked old hag sitting on the toilet taking a shit (only wearing shoes) at your local YMCA.
today i innocently went to the bathroom at my local YMCA bathroom and some lady pulled a YMCA bathroom.
YMCA bathroom by bummyland November 13, 2011

YMCA of the Rockies 

A YMCA resort type place located outside of Estes Park with a sister location near Winter Park. You can rent cabins and lodge rooms. There are several actiities to sign up for as well as animals to watch.
"I went up to the YMCA of the rockies for the weekend and it was amazing! We did everything from snowshoeing to horseback riding!"